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Cerita Lucu dan Humor Untuk Dewasa
Archive for the ‘Cerita Lucu Suroboyoan’ Category
Lagu Lupa-Lupa Ingat (Versi Jawa).
By Humor on Friday, November 20th, 2009 | No Comments
Le ayo ayo rame rame kita kumpul tapi gak kebo Le duduk nyanyi tulo tulo ayo kabeh nyanyi yoo * Lali,lali lali lali,lali meneh syaire Lali,lali lali lali,lali meneh syaire Eling,eling eling elik,cumak eling kuncine Eling,aku eling eling,cumak eling kuncine ** C A minor D minor nang G nang C meneh A minor D minor [...]
Read More...Anakku Wis Isa Maca.
By Humor on Friday, November 20th, 2009 | No Comments
Anakku sekolah neng TK B, bocahe wis pinter maca. Aku sueneng byanget. Sakwijining dina tak ajak blanja neng Giant, anakku njaluk jajan minuman ringan (softdrink). Nek jajan neng njero iso langsung diombe soale wis dibayar neng kasir njero, nanging neng bungkus jajane ditempeli stiker “PAID” sing artine wis dibayar dadi gak bakal dietung maneh karo [...]
Read More...Manuke Wong Arab.
By Humor on Friday, November 20th, 2009 | No Comments
Nomor 4 manuke dowoe 40cm (teko Indonesia) Nomor 3 manuke kene di gawe dasian di buletno nang gulune Nomor 2 manuke dowoe sampek teko sikile, maksute sikile kancane (kenek kanggo nyapu jarene) Nomor 1 kenek wong Arab deweke gak iso teko nang Indonesia amergo ape di sunatno, nah wong Arab mau mung iso ngirim surat [...]
Read More...Terjemahan Lagu Boso Jowo.
By Humor on Friday, November 20th, 2009 | No Comments
All out of love (Air Supply): Katresnan kebablasan Goodbye (Air Supply): Minggat Lost in love (Air Supply): Wes ora tresno Making love out of nothing at all (Air Supply): Gelo (jebule ora dibayar) Grease (Bee Gees) : Kinclong How deep is your love (Bee Gees): Duwekmu kok jero ‘men I started a joke (Bee Gees): [...]
Read More...Kelangan Anak Mergo Nganggo Kontrasepsi.
By Humor on Friday, November 20th, 2009 | No Comments
Critane iki darmaji duwe anak sepuluh, pancen yo darmaji asal e ndeso, ora tau mangan bangku sekolah (gendeng be’e bangku dipangan !!), Darmaji karo bojo ne surpa’ah ora tau nggawe alat kontrasepsi…! Saben ngono yo mesti kebobolan. Dasar yo Darmaji, ndelok bojone njenthit, mulet, angop, nyapu, ngepel, langsung napsu ne nglunjak… Ghandule njaluk dicelupno nang [...]
Read More...Kewan Opo.
By Humor on Friday, November 20th, 2009 | No Comments
Paijo karo Tukinem bede-bedean, Paijo : “Nem, kewan opo sing endase koyo ulo, sikile koyo sikile gajah, awake koyo awae ayam tangane koyo tangane bajul?” Tukinem : “Kewan opo yo…..kewan …gak eroh wis nyerah…” Paijo : “Yo gak ono kewan koyo ngono iku nem, ngono kok dipikirno” Tukinem : “Wah, raimu cak…cak”
Read More...Untung Ora Nganggo Kathok.
By Humor on Friday, November 20th, 2009 | No Comments
Pas dina minggu rina adikku dikongkon ibu ngunduh klopo kanggo ngawe kolak, kuwi biasa wong pancen bocahe tomboy jee… Ngene undangaane ibu, “Rin, aku undhuhno klopo kanggo kolak mengko.” “Yooo bu mariki,” jawape rina. Sedhelo engkas rina menyang buri saperlu menek wit klopo, bareng tekan nduwur deweke njeblokke klopo siji-siji{blak -bluk ] swarane. Gaekagete bocah [...]
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